Update on the apocalypse from Britain;

sweetcarolion:

crayolagron:

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

I REPEAT

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

ABORT

ABORT

check the harbor

carpebriem:

juhtayy:

aniqueki:

opalci:

wildfunandyoung:

cheesecakemaster:

i bet its a book

It might be an iPad

computer mouse

What are you guys talking about, it’s a huge spoon.

I think it’s a cat guys….

^You ruined it.

(Source: fantasticallyweirdshit)

(Source: enochnochjoke)

thenoodleboo:

fuckinglesbian:

prettylolitavriska:

titspunkandbeer:

yaritzalikeszombies:

ihaveanarmy-wehavenaga:

seemslegitandrew:

He is having none of your snake shit today.

Let me just smack this poisonous snake…

Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass. 

Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard

He went Mexican mom on its ass

He went Mexican mom on its ass

BAD SNAKE

mexican mom I’m dying holy shit

(Source: jadeita)

specialagentsassmaster:

imperfectwriting:

marcrussometal:

cyalen:

a book fountain in Budapest

this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen

This needs to jump into my backyard.  

So this is what happened in budapest

jackstroubleinatanktop:

supreme-kitten:

-stonecoldfox:

So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH, OMFG YES

FINALLY AFTER A YEAR ITS BACK ON MY DASH

(Source: quazza)

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)